Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Jason Statham

Jason Stratham has a new movie. Well not really - its kinda like his last few movies but has a different name. In this one he plays a tough talking, angry, misunderstood American with an English accent.
The good news is that you don't have to watch the movie - the trailer actually gives you the whole movie - seriously:
Death Race - this summer the only way out is a race to the death!

That is nothing like Oz but its brilliant - its the new Hollywood movie idea - movies in trailers.
Lovejoy? Who knew he had it in him - all those years dealing antiques would prepare for a life of jail and building racing/killing machines. I especially liked the way they worked in the love interest - "wait - instead of him and Joan Allen getting it on, why don't we get a woman into the story line in some other way?"

2 comments:

Adam said...

That's the greatest short film I ever did see. And a bit of G'n'R kicking in too? Fuck yeah. Deeeeeeeaaaaaathhhhhhh RRRRaaaaaaaccccce. I don't like the oatmeal either, Lovejoy.

mercuroman said...

In all fairness fuck Dark Knight I think we've seen the masterpiece of the summer - 'they bus the navigators in from the women's prison' - genius